We’re having a wedding and there’s nothing you can do about it, fuckers. That’s right, we’re going to marry the crap out of each other and rub it in the stupid faces of all those we hold dear.
And guess what? We’re going to do it in Portugal, so you’ll have to get on a god damn plane if you want a big meaty slice of this heartwarming action.
3pm, Saturday 27 August 2022.
At Quinta Nova da Carnota, Estrada Nacional, 2580-131, Cadafais, Alenquer, Portugal.